Why subscribe?

So, you chose to subscribe to B-Kyu. Indeed a wise decision. However, there’s a few things you must know before you subscribe. First, how to eat. Remember, dodginess is next to godliness.

Remember, newsletters, like life, can be dangerous.

Don’t act like cattle at a round up. Protect yourself from the ninnies and the twits. The enemy is at the gate. And the enemy is the human mind itself, or lack of it on this planet. So, why believe in things that make it tough on you?

Give the past a slip.

It’s time to look for new traditions. It’s time for B-Kyu.

Now, sit back, relax, and take in the full measure of B-Kyu’s new traditionalist spirit.

Remember, it’s a beautiful world we live in.

(With apologies to General and Booji Boy)